(Source: alma-inmoral, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
be careful what u wish for
(Source: draculemihawks, via imnotamewlingquim)
you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
(Source: lindsaylohomo, via rnaplesyrup)
“take the trash out”
“clean your room”
“stop wiping your butt on the curtains”
(via i-will-die-laughing)
(Source: dohnjorian, via i-will-die-laughing)
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
(via thisismyboomstick)
